Tired of your staff always agreeing
with you?
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THE "NO" MEN will provide a direct and honest
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NO office politics
+ NO agendas
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NO rubberstamping
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NO idle praise
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THE "NO" MEN will give it to you
straight.
We offer nothing but the truth:
blunt, candid, cold and hard if necessary.
We don't care if we insult
you.
We don't care if you don't
like what we say.
We don't care what you think.
We won't say what you want to hear .
. . . . we'll tell it like it is.
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HOW WE DO IT
- You
tell us about your project via email, conference
call, or meeting.
We review your concept,
think it through, and talk about you behind your
back.
Then, we'll tell you what we
think.
Oh yeah...after that, you pay us.
We'll keep your idea 100%
confidential, and we'll be 100% honest.
Can you handle the truth?
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RATES
We charge depending on the project
scope and the amount of time required to review the
materials.
Our rates begin at $150 for an hour-long review and
consultation.
But sometimes, we charge even more just so you'll pay
closer attention to our advice.
WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO THE "NO" MEN ?
Our team of consultants are
experienced, award-winning professionals from a variety
of fields and businesses:
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Advertising Agencies
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These talented experts will study
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trust them to provide informed and insightful appraisals.
Since they have nothing to lose by
criticizing you and your idea----they will.
We'll tell you if your product will sell, if your movie
is original, if your theory is right, if your mousetrap
is better...or worse.
Based on our wisdom and research, THE "NO" MEN will help
you determine if your plan is worth the time, trouble,
and investment.
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CLIENTS WHO SHOULD HAVE CONSULTED
WITH US
George Lucas - If
he had come to us while making the newest Star
Wars movies, we could have told him that
Hayden Christenson was a lousy actor, and we
could have warned him that Jar Jar Binks was
totally stupid.
Al Gore - If he had
talked to us in 2000, we would have told him to
get rid of that boring drawl--and get rid of that
that boring Leiberman.
Disneyland - We
could have told 'em that the Rocket Rods ride
would be lame.
NBC & CBS - The
"No" Men would have prevented those
disappointing Seinfeld spinoffs from ever getting
on the air.
Pontiac - We would
have told them that the Aztek was an ugly mistake.
Ready for some harsh reality? Then call in THE "NO" MEN.
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